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Joke of the Day

"What RoflWhale really stands for. Rolling on the floor laughing while having a lubricated ejaculation!"

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!!"

"If a woman is cold as a fish, a man has to be as patient as a fisherman."

"A man goes to a psychiatrist... ...and he's holding a duck by the belly. The psychiatrist asks, ""Can I help you?"" The guy responds, ""Idunno. I've just been feeling down."""

"What do you call love between a Dick and an Asshole? Tainted Love"

"What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn? Euripides, Eumenides"

"Sex with me is a lot like gun control. Some of you want it, but we all know it's not going to work down south."

"How many billionaires does it take to create a superhero? Three: two to die and one to never get over it."

"Wanna hear a joke?"

"Black guy just told me ""Stay up playa"" but didnt say until what time and I usually go to bed around 11 so not sure what to do now."