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Joke of the Day
"Is it wrong to make change from the collection plate? Asking for a friend."
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"My subaru wasn't working. How awd."
"Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? A. They really raised Cain."
"How do you make a gay guy fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."
"My Past, Present and Future walked into a bar. It was tense."
"A 13-pound baby was born in GERMANY?? C'mon Mississippi, this is why we keep you around"
"{Police Job Interview} Captain: Go out & kill 5 Blacks, 3 Mexicans & a kitten. Recruit: Why kill a kitten? Captain: You're hired."
"The other day my doctor told me I had to stop masturbating... ...when I asked why, he said ""So I can finish the examination."""