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Joke of the Day

"THE ELI WUT IS ELIS MIDDLE NAME? THE SO IT IS ELI THE BASEKE"

"What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve."

"Everybody says waking up at 5 in the morning to exercise makes you feel great but I think lying in bed for another 2 hours feels better."

"What do you call an amorous insect? The love bug."

"A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative."

"To the person crowding me in the checkout line, do you want a hug .. 'cause if you get any closer, I'm gonna assume you do and give you one."

"Anonymity on the internet allows us to be whatever we want to be, but I'm glad most of us went with ""perverted idiot""."

"How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?? Ovary-sy"

"I was really upset today but then a friend said ""don't be upset"" so now I'm not upset anymore"

"What do you call nondeterministically scrambled Crunk? White and black noise."