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Joke of the Day

"New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!"

"Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said ""Watch out for worms won't you!"" The first one replied ""Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."""

"How many ""friend zoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."

"Yo momma is like a brick! She's flat, heavy, and gets laid by Mexicans all day!"

"*walks into son's room to find a recording of him snoring* Dear God *dials 911* Help, a wizard turned my son into a 90's cassette player"

"Went to a talk at the pencil factory they made a series of excellent points"

"how do you find Will Smith after it snows? .... look for the fresh prints."

"My safe word is ""I WANT YOUR BABIES"""

"What's tall, handsome and muscular? Not you!"