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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean? Bob. *I'm so sorry*"
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"Why is a banana the most attractive fruit? Everyone finds it a-peeling."
"Accidentally played dad instead of dead when I encountered a bear and now it can ride a bike without training wheels."
"My New Year's Resolution 1920x1080"
"What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants? a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO"
"Do they make a scale that says things like ""Those shorts probably weigh, what, like 15 pounds?"""
"Nipples: Nature's thermometer."
"I have a Jewish friend who makes beer I guess you could say Hebrews"
"Knock knock... Who's there? Poo. Poo who? POOYOUMOTHAFUCKKKKKKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! /r/unexpectedthuglife"
"Today I tried to pick up a girl by telling her I was invisible. She saw right through me."