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Joke of the Day

"PARENTS: your teen may be worshipping Satan. Look for these terms: LOL - Lucifer Our Lord BRB - Burn Religious Books TBH - Tell Beelzebub Hi"

"George Bush punches an inflatable flailing arm tube man at a car dealership. It swings back and knocks him unconcious"

"Did you hear about the prostitute who had a vagina surgically implanted on her hip? She wanted to make a little money on the side."

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who thought they knew what the punchline would be, and those who are now searching for the original joke."

"Why did the lobster blush? Because the see weed."

"Being in love is like peeing your pants: everybody sees it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

"Who always wins the insect election? The lesser of two weevils."

"Helping a few people complete their bucket list so they will just die already."

"What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Udder Destruction. I swear this joke is funnier in person. Try it, trust me. Panty dropper for sure."

"The Katy Perry song that goes, ""You're hot and you're cold,"" was actually about a microwaveable burrito."