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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head? Quarter pounder with cheese!"

"What's the most boring cut of meat? Filet minYAWN"

"Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music !"

"What is the quickest way to double your money ? Fold it in half !"

"Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing? In case you get a hole in one."

"What do you call an angry cashew? A pissed-achio."

"What do you call it when a DJ doesn't wear a period appropriate costume? Era Error"

"What did Obama say to Congress when they vetoed Obama Care? My god, you're all insane. Am I the only one Hussein?"

"I hope the next Rambo movie is called 'Rambo No. 5' and its just Stallone dancing through the jungle shooting a little bit of this and that."

"Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties."