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Joke of the Day
"My neighbor got an iPad! I know this because I always steal his mail. My new iPad is awesome!"
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"As an Alzheimer's patient, this is my favorite joke on reddit"
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"Why the fuck did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays. Hahah get it? arrays(a raise?) No..? :("