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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to name my son Red so he'll grow up to be a wise sportswriter or the prison inmate who knows how to get things. Hopefully both."

"Do steam rollers really roll steam?"

"Which England player keeps up the fuel supply ? Paul gas coin !"

"Snapple's made from ""The Best Stuff on Earth."" Really? Heroin-laced Nutella?"

"What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one."

"Why don't black people make good calculus problems (warning: racist) Because they'll never be integrated."

"Why is life like a penis? Because Women make it hard!"

"I tried to grab some fog. I mist."

"What's the difference between your dad and this joke? This joke will be back someday"

"During wartime, the Philippine flag is flipped upside down so the red part is on top The same thing is done with the French flag, but instead they remove the red and blue colors"