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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose? One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny"

"*opens door* Stop screaming! *opens door* What broke?! *opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! ~parenting from the bathroom"

"How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb? When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you."

"I love the F5 key... It's very refreshing."

"Did you hear about the two bros who travelled around the world while high? It was a joint venture."

"I'm training for a marathon with my friend. Every day when we hit the trails he tells me the same thing, and it always makes me laugh. It's a running joke."

"What did the elephant say to the man? How do you breathe through something so small?"

"Do you know why beer goes through your system so fast? Because it does not have to stop to change color."

"Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly? Boyfriend: Of course I do !"

"Doctor doctor give me the news I've got a bad case of lov- oh what's that? It's AIDS? Well that just doesn't rhyme at all"