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Joke of the Day

"Are all NASCAR fans fat with goatee's or is that just the women?"

"WIFE: Your heavy drinking is making you delusional ME: *turns to friend* Do you think that's true? WOLVERINE: Nah, don't listen to her"

"A skeleton walks into a bar and says ""I'll have a drink and a mop"""

"My girlfriend has Parkinson's Disease. And the hand jobs are AMAZING!"

"Why are aroused campers so extreme? I don't know, but they end up fucking in-tents (intense). Yes, it's a pun, but what else do you expect from me first thing in the morning."

"Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year. Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog."

"What's the worst part of having a lung transplant? Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours."

"Dark humour is like a child with cancer It never gets old."

"A new Michael Jackson album was released this week and it contains a track titled ""Do You Know Where Your Children Are?"" Even worse, the next song is called, ""Can You Give Me Directions?"""

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