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Joke of the Day
"Are all NASCAR fans fat with goatee's or is that just the women?"
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"Since I've been on my own, I no longer trust a whole gallon of milk... The problem is every time I bring it into my house, it doesn't get drunk. It gets wasted."
"Once I participated in a ""Nice Guy"" 5K Run..... We all finished last."
"What do you call one chickpeas smashing another? Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows"
"A mathematician walks into a pizza bar and orders one pi He receives two"
"Nothing says "" My divorce didn't go as planned "" quite like the guy with grocery bags hanging on the sides of his bicycles handlebars"
"If an atheist vegan does crossfit... Which one do they talk about first?"
"A psychic midget has escaped from prison Yes, we have a small medium at large."
"Dont be afraid to stand for what you believe in, even if that means standing alone."
"Who sits on Cinderella's keyboard? Buttons."