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Joke of the Day

"It's a good thing I'm not a god because I'd probably just end up eating the planets after midnight over the sink."

"So I just started my own indoor ship production company. Production was great, until sales started going through the roof."

"Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."

"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer? Ash"

"How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Only juan."

"When they shoot scenes w stagecoaches in Westerns, I bet the horses think ""Hey wtf? We're not supposed to have to do this shit anymore"""

"What has hands but can't clap? Stephen Hawking"

"The Beatles and Pink Floyd collaborated on an Anti-Semitic song. It was called ""Hey Jew"" ."

"I think that whenever you become a parent, doctors should just prescribe whatever pills you want."

"What do you get if you walk under a cow? A pat on the head."