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Joke of the Day
"Why are Jewish people so smart? Because they have spent so much time concentrating."
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"[Office] Secretary: Mr. Grey will see you now. Anastasia Steele: I have a ridiculous name."
"Some French words have silent t's, like ""ballet"" and ""tbonjour"""
"ALBUS: Got Dementors to protect Hogwarts this year. They suck souls out! Indiscriminately! KIDS: ... STAFF: ... ALBUS: I can't control them."
"Q: What lottery did the broom win? A: The sweepstakes."
"Someone stole your tiny Stradivarius? Aw, poor baby, I'm playing the world's smallest violin for you. It's, uh, a different one. Gotta go."
"Freudian Slip. What Freud wore under his skirt when he cross dressed on weekends."
"Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?"
"What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ? They both love stoning women."
"My favourite breed of dog? Good question, thanks for asking. Either a corndog or a hotdog."