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Joke of the Day

"Calling someone a ""protestor"" is now racist... Yupp. That's a real joke."

"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where the cucumber goes."

"first you light 100 candles, then you fall asleep. this 'burn your house down' spell works every time"

"Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank"

"Where are you most likely to drown? *Deepends*"

"What is the date in Germany/Brasil today? 7-1. (world cup)"

"Little Willy Was A Chemist Little Willy is no More For what he thought was H20 was H2SO4"

"I always wanted to be a seamstress... But I could never mend-straight."

"Why did the farmer screw their sheep on a cliff? They push back harder. (Told to me by my NZ step father about Australians, of course.)"

"WORK TIP: Respond to all your boss's emails with ""Heyyyy you!"""