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Joke of the Day
"I always wanted to be a seamstress... But I could never mend-straight."
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"I dont mean to brag, ladies, but I can turn on most appliances with one finger"
"Ladies, if you don't want to answer a question from a guy, say, ""I already TOLD you. You never listen."" We have no idea if you're lying."
"We haven't spent a dime for snake food since I discovered all the free pets on craigslist."
"I tried to force feed my child... After a while, my wife said, ""Just use a fucking spoon Mike, you're not a Jedi."""
"Four gay men are running around the track. Can you follow?"
"I laugh like a dumbass every time I hear the term 'manhole'. Maturity will not be reached."
"Why are X-wings so grubby? Rebel scum."
"You must work at subway...cause you`re givin` me a foot long."
"A wife went with her husband to his doctors appointment... Doctor: I'm gonna need a urine and stool sample. Wife (to husband): Just give him your underwear honey!!!"