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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank"
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"What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after? Yes, I'm completely sure."
"""Welcome to fightclub you may now kiss the bride."""
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"Doing squats. And by that I mean I'm in the squat position. But really the couch is holding me up. I'm sitting on the couch."
"[first date] Him: Let's take the stairs! Me: I think we should see other people."
"I need to get baked ...goods for the staff party this afternoon."
"Tell me more about how awful dubstep is, generation that celebrated disco."
"My neighbors son asked me to explain women to him. So I bought him an Xbox game for his PlayStation."