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Joke of the Day
"WORK TIP: Respond to all your boss's emails with ""Heyyyy you!"""
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"You know what amazes me? A maze."
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"The French Navy Q: Why does the new French navy have glass-bottomed boats? A: So they can see the old French navy."
"Three men walk into a bar you would think the third one would have ducked"
"Suicide: Mans way of telling God - ""You can't fire me, I quit""."
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"Did you hear about that nightclub for birds? Was Rave'n"
"Just saw a guy riding a skateboard, holding a surfboard. Dunno where he's going but I assume there's Mountain Dew there."
"deer diary: day 67 at hugwerts skool uv wezirdry nd none uv teh studints hav noticd dat my wahnd is an slim jim."