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Joke of the Day
"Where are you most likely to drown? *Deepends*"
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"My husband suffers in silence louder than any person I know"
"After a year of anal only sex with my girlfriend... You never know what is gonna come through that hole"
"[God making a planet for the first time and just constantly screwing things up] Ugh, first world problems."
"A blind man walks into a bar. And a chair. And a table."
"If my dying plant is any indication, I probably don't water my dog enough... Oh fuck, where's my kid?"
"If youre a serial killer & you dont call your murder shack a 'bloodshed,' well I've just about given up on you"
"Why did dwarf laugh when he walked through a paddock? Because the grass tickled his willy :)"
"Warner Bros. before Warner Hos."
"Was chopping herbs and got some in my eye now im parsley sighted"