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Joke of the Day

"When it comes to Russian Roulette .. .. 5/6 approve"

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies? Disney movies can still touch children."

"What do you call a person who kills babies and gets paid for it? An abortion doctor."

"If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country. If Hillary wins, I'm leaving the country. This isn't a political joke, I just really wanna travel."

"Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags? They keep Terran."

"My wife just opened a bottle of wine so my chances of getting laid just went from 0 to 750ml."

"Why did the prostitute die? Because fuck you, thats why."

"Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive? Because he crossed the line"

"I think it's cute how my bankruptcy attorney thinks I'm going to pay him!"

"Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court? It was charged with a salt."