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Joke of the Day
"When it comes to Russian Roulette .. .. 5/6 approve"
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"How do lions like their steaks? RAWR"
"What's the difference between Pussy and Parsley? Nobody eats Parsley. (said at Christmas dinner by my 100 year old great Aunt)"
"I've got a job for Victoria... Well, *had* a job..."
"Why are mountains so funny? Because they are hill areas. I'll show myself out"
"An obese old man who breaks into your house at night? A tiny flying woman who buys your dead teeth? It's a wonder children can sleep at all."
"Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice? My boner, during my girlfriends period."
"A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A stupid person makes it."
"Me: *Buys nutribullet* will this baby take down a vegan? Cashier: No, it's not an actual bu... Me: *loads nutrigun* Cashier: What the heck?"
"Why can't rappers take holidays? They always forget Tupac."