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Joke of the Day

"A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A stupid person makes it."

"2038. walking to work i see a toilet drone flying by. i do the special hand clap and it flies down and lets me use it then thanks me"

"Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field."

"COP: do you know why I pulled you over? ME: *hands him a puppy and drives off* [3 years later] COP *walking his dog*: wait a second..."

"What's the difference between God and Trump? God doesn't think he's Donald Trump!"

"A new teacher joins school. She finds two boys Similar in appearance. Teacher asks: "" Twins "" ? . . . . . . . . Boy: No , "" NEIGHBOURS"""

"My girlfriend turned to me and said ""Dave, I think we've come to the end of the road."" ""Why?"" I said, shocked. ""We're in a lake."""

"A shower so cold, you call it by your exes name"

"What is white on top and black on the bottom? Society"

"Dropped a gorilla into my apartment so I could shoot my roommate"