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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Pussy and Parsley? Nobody eats Parsley. (said at Christmas dinner by my 100 year old great Aunt)"

"Why did the baker have smelly hands? ...because he kneaded a poo."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop & a lobster with breast implants.. One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? The pizza can feed a family of 4."

"Lobster Tail & Beer. My three favourite things."

"I haven't slept for ten days... ... Because that would be too long."

"I bet the terrorists have a guy who does parody songs named Weird Al Qaedavic."

"Tom got a backache from working as a seer. He's got the hunch."

"If you're a vegan and an atheist and a runner, how do you choose which way to annoy people in a conversation first?"

"I just swallowed a little hair color. I think I'm going to dye."