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Joke of the Day
"Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted"
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"A Good Lawyer Knows the Law A good lawyer knows the law; a great lawyer knows the judge."
"When my wife left, I was sad and lonely So I got a dog, a new motorbike, shagged 2 women and blew a grand on drugs and alcohol. She's going to go fucking nuts when she gets back from work."
"When I die, I'm not donating my body to science, but I might donate it to the English department and freak the shit out of some people."
"Sex is similar to math. You need to add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope to god you don't multiply."
"My mom said she's going to dig a hole in the garden and fill it full of water.... ....she means well"
"Show me on this Russian nesting doll where the bad man hid many more, smaller versions of you"
"My favorite joke about Alzheimer's"
"No matter how many times he was killed by their products, Wile E Coyote remained loyal to the ACME brand. You've gotta respect that."
"I tried to sell Ikea my new range of combat furniture. It wasn't going well, so I decided to chair the meeting. A couple of minutes later, it was all-out wardrobe."