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Joke of the Day

"Me: *Buys nutribullet* will this baby take down a vegan? Cashier: No, it's not an actual bu... Me: *loads nutrigun* Cashier: What the heck?"

"I haven't been doing so well at the poop assembly line... My manager said if I don't pull my shit together soon I'll be fired."

"Whats a famous piece of shit, that hates mexicans? Tronald Dump"

"Happy Easter And to the Jews, better luck next time"

"How to piss off the JokeExplainBot?"

"What do you call a tea knight? A vigilan-tea"

"Teachers in school told me I wouldn't amount to anything, now i'm laughing all the way to the bank... To dispute my most recent overdraft fee"

"I thought Instagram was a cocaine delivery service."

"How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood? None because only beavers give a dam."

"We reach out to meet each other half way, filling the vast void between us. We yearn to become as one."" - A poem by my eyebrows"