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Joke of the Day
"How do lions like their steaks? RAWR"
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"My friend got sent to prison for pulling out 3 people from a burning building Unfortunately, it turned out they were firefighters"
"I always smoke after sex. I've quit now for 16 years."
"Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law? I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive."
"Did you hear about Bruce Jenner? Hes the first athlete to go from the Wheaties box to the Froot Loops box"
"I tried to make a joke about coins But it didn't make any cents"
"A buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand ""What will it be for you, my friend?"" - the vendor asks. ""Make me one with everything"""
"""Hey man, for our grammer project, do you think we might get an A?"" ""We shall C"""
"In a land with no pockets, the man with the fanny pack is king."
"Math is like another language 2n+2n is 4n to me"