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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road? The eggrolled"
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"I saw a black guy carrying a TV down the street the other day so I had to run back home and check that mine was still there. It's OK though, mine was still there, just sitting there shining my shoes."
"I will make a book called Math for dummies and I'll sell 1 for 10 dollars or 2 for 30."
"How do Reavers clean their spears? They send them through the Wash."
"""Adorkable,"" I say nervously, looking into the bathroom mirror. ""Adorkable. Adorkable."" A fire erupts behind me. Zooey Deschanel emerges."
"Burritos are just tacos that are shy."
"What was the baseball score when ethiopia played africa.....ate nothing"
"Brexit's Worst-Case Scenario: Brexit to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovlong. Latervia. Byegium.. until EU reach the state of Germlonely."
"When that guy has sex with his wife on a motorcycle he's ""cool."" When I do it I'm ""absconding with the cadaver."""
"I'm not bad with names, it's just that you leave absolutely no impression on people."