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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alma ! Alma who ? Alma-nack !"
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"What is the best url for a bukkake website? www.facefullof.com edit: wow i did not know this lead to an actual site???!!!!"
"*leaves one cupcake in work kitchen* *watches live version of Hunger Games*"
"My friend died of a methamphetamine overdose the other day..... When people ask what happened I say, M E T H O.D. man"
"I only eat mean animals: shark, crocodile, jerk chicken, etc."
"Did you hear the Vikings traded Adrian Peterson? They traded him to the Minnesota Twins because the Twins needed a Switch Hitter."
"I was highly offended until I realised HR were calling me incompetent and not incontinent."
"My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head."
"Why should white blood cells never discuss God? Because they would be using the lord's name in vein"
"Two cannibals entered a restaurant close to closing time and all that was left on the menu was a man from Prague. They split the Czech."