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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alma ! Alma who ? Alma-nack !"
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"""youre acting like a big baby"" wow great observation dipshit i am basically a baby that has aged a lot and gained weight. we all are"
"*approaches woman in club* Me: Would you like to dance? Her: Sure. Me: While you're dancing can I sit in your chair? I'm really tired."
"What do you call a Black Jew? .....a menorah-tee."
"The 3 words that best describe me are... I'm really bad at counting."
"Why do porn sites have a Google+ option? I don't want my friends knowing I use Google+"
"Do you know what evil kisses sound like? Muah hahaha"
"TIFU by sending nudes to everyone in my address book. Costed me a fortune in stamps."
"TIL If coral get too stressed, they die. Their primary source of stress? Current events"
"How does Peter Pan fly? If you got hit in the Peter with a pan, you'd fly too."