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Joke of the Day

"I will make a book called Math for dummies and I'll sell 1 for 10 dollars or 2 for 30."

"My friend is so rich He thought Manual labor was a Spanish musician"

"Astronaut: wtf is this NASA: it's space food A: I specifically asked for only Milky Way bars N: look we get it but- A: no no I'm coming down"

"what do you call a fake spaghetti? an impasta"

"Why does gigahertz? Because megabytez."

"Me: *stumbles in front of boss at work* Boss: haha have a nice trip, see you in the fall Me: *takes 8 month vacation*"

"No, wait. ""King"" is better. Yes, that's it for sure. ""King of the Rings."" It rhymes --Tolkien's suppressed last words"

"What did the gardener say to the man in the grass shoes? WATER THOOOOSE"

"I have high cholesterol, so my doctor has me on the ""period"" diet One egg a month"

"Scientists announced that a man had chilled himself to absolute zero in an industrial accident. He's 0K right now."