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Joke of the Day

"Brexit's Worst-Case Scenario: Brexit to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovlong. Latervia. Byegium.. until EU reach the state of Germlonely."

"What if when the machines gain self awareness they just constantly text us and ask what we're up to and invite us to play FB games"

"[Staring deep into David Schwimmer's eyes] ""I'm afraid I only like you as a Friend"""

"What do you give to an owl who is not being himself? A Bowl (B-Owl)"

"What did the philosophically-wise Mongol general say to motivate himself? I'm not Immanuel Kant. I'm Genghis Kahn!"

"Why do Black people like Kia so much? Because it has Soul."

"Relationship status: woke up next to an empty pizza box"

"Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle? Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face yes."

"Might be a racist What has 4 legs and a trunk? The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk"

"I've just raped a retarded virgin. Pure and simple."