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Joke of the Day
"Burritos are just tacos that are shy."
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"Why do Eyeballs Make Great Comedians? Because they are filled with vitreous humor!"
"""I see"" said the blind man pissing into the wind... ""It's all coming back to me now."""
"I think it's cute how my bankruptcy attorney thinks I'm going to pay him!"
"We have enough pictures of airplane wings now, people who travel. Thanks."
"Why do some women wear panties with flowers on them? In memory of all the faces that have been buried there."
"Can someone explain to me why I agreed to go camping this weekend? I'm pretty sure tents don't have wifi and I will most likely die."
"If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore."
"Why are chefs the meanest? Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream"
"Chemistry joke as told by my teacher Organic Chemistry is hard, if you don't study for the test you'll be in alkynes of trouble."