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Joke of the Day
"How do Reavers clean their spears? They send them through the Wash."
Next Joke
"Ladies, never agree to do an@l, save it for when you do something so bad a blowjob can't fix things."
"Just realized the girl I flipped off in the parking lot is in my next class.. This could be awkward."
"It's hard to fall asleep because I don't trust myself to not die."
"What is Fortunato's one weakness? Cryptonight."
"A mugger pulls a knife and shouts ""Your money or your life!"" The victim just shurgs, keeps walking and calls over his shoulder ""I'm a postdoc, I don't have either."""
"What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Running. Jk. Rolling."
"Of all the cars in Italy... Mussolini's is the fascist."
"What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar? Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one."
"A leper gave me the finger the other day I was upset, but I still did the right thing and gave it back"