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Joke of the Day

"When that guy has sex with his wife on a motorcycle he's ""cool."" When I do it I'm ""absconding with the cadaver."""

"Yo Mama So Poor.... She can't afford to fly off the handle, when she gets mad, she has to greyhound off the handle."

"Why couldn't the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter? Because it was too Win+D"

"Three guys walk into a bar..... The fourth guy ducks"

"The widow ask the doctor ""Why did my husband die?"" Doctor responds: ""Heavy drug use, ma'am"" Widow: ""But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!"" Doctor: ""I know, but I did"""

"According to math, I'm broke"

"DR DOG: *gives kid patient a sucker* MOM: what do u say KID: thanks mr dog DD: kid I didnt go to med school for 56 years to be called Mr Dog"

"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo."

"Did you hear about the abstinent lenses? They never came in contact."

"There is a new app. that tells you how smarter your dog is. Here's how it works :- If you bought the app. your dog is smarter than you."