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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist? Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers."
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"How many of you are household pets reading tweets while your owners nap?"
"Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract."
"Wife: y is a penguin w an umbrella in the- Me:*points to dog dressed as batman* so Bark Wayne isnt bored W: M: he needs an arch enemy, Karen"
"Chernobyl Have you ever seen Ronald Reagan's response to the Chernobyl incident? He thought the Russians were just ""overreacting."""
"Honda made a car called the CRX before. Now they make one called the CRZ. They skipped the one in the middle because the prototype was so bad, it made them CRY."
"Received definitive proof I'm going blind AND senile this morning as I just attempted to pinch zoom the newspaper."
"Why do sneaky rogues prefer to wear leather? Because it's made of hide."
"My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."
"Alex: This term indicates a zero score in tennis. Contestant: What is love? *dance party erupts*"