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Joke of the Day

"Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract."

"You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it date an emotionally available, age-appropriate, nice, single guy with a good job."

"A couple was having anal sex when he noticed something brown on his penis That was some fucked up shit."

"What do you call a wine loving horse? Chardon-neigh."

"Give a fish a worm, he lives another day Teach a fish to worm, he becomes the best breakdancing fish around"

"I need to borrow some cheese can I get a provolone?"

"Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese? Because he's not a rat."

"I discovered that Germans invented cunnilingus... Apparantly they've been yodeling in the black forest for centuries."

"Did you hear about the 3 new types of Barbie dolls? There's tall, short, and great personality"

"What do you call a woman who can't draw? Tracy"