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Joke of the Day

"I meet James Bond at my university. After some greetings, I ask him: ""Whats your GPA?"" James answers: ""4 2.4."""

"Fun Christmas Trivia: ""Myrrh"" is the awkward sound you make when you look at your bank balance on Dec 26th."

"I reverse engineered a time machine... Eureka!"

"When I see someone pushing a dog in a stroller I understand why the news is filled with murder."

"Why do people hate cliffhangers? Because the suspense is killing them."

"""Excuse me sir, but there's a Bohemian knight here to collect his fee."" ""Tell him the check is in the mail."""

"A rehabilitated crack addict says to his doctor: ""I'm going to stay clean this time"" The doctor replied: ""I'm afraid that's just a pipe dream"""

"Why do they call it the wonder bra? When you take it off you wonder where her tits went."

"This sushi restaurant has the worst service ever. ""Sir, this is an aquarium."""

"People who have 'taken' in their bio, sit tight, Liam Neeson will around to collect you shortly"