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Joke of the Day

"Honda made a car called the CRX before. Now they make one called the CRZ. They skipped the one in the middle because the prototype was so bad, it made them CRY."

"""Latte"" is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee."

"I'm not a racist! Racism is a crime. *...and...* Only Black people commit crimes."

"When my kids ask what a word means, I tell them to bring me a dictionary. Then I smack them with it, and tell them to Google that shit."

"What's the cheapest type of meat to buy?? Deer balls; because they're under a buck."

"People don't like my jokes. People don't like my jokes, and that's fine because I'm not punny."

"I invented a figure skating move. It's called 360 degree faceplant. It's like a normal faceplant, but with a twist."

"Thank you to all the people who tweet landscape pictures so we don't forget what it looks like outside"

"How do Orcs eat their food? By goblin it down."

"My son has a play-date today & the mom said to dress him in holiday colors so he's in all black & I'm telling her we worship the dark lord."