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Joke of the Day

"My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."

"Act your age, not your sperm count... Cause otherwise you'd be old as balls!"

"Make sure to change out the condom in your wallet once in a while...so your wallet doesn't think you're a loser."

"A recent survey shows... A recent survey shows that nine out of ten people masturbate in the shower. Do you know what the tenth does? No? I guess you're one of the nine then."

"What do you call a black man when he is sitting in the cockpit controlling an airplane? A pilot you racist!"

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ""Watch where you're going!"" exclaims the woman. ""Sorry, I'm dyslexic and I thought this was a bar, can I get you a drink?"""

"Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm."

"What do you call a baby panther? a Newton."

"Anyway, the moral of the Chilean story is we now put a limit on the hider in the game of hide n' seek"

"What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa? Prom"