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Joke of the Day

"Chernobyl Have you ever seen Ronald Reagan's response to the Chernobyl incident? He thought the Russians were just ""overreacting."""

"What tense do Italians speak in? Pasta continuous."

"Why is it called Windows 10? Because 7 8 9."

"TIL Calaway's Law states that ""the best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer."" Now we wait."

"Pregnancy is like politics you vomit a lot and at the end you get something you don't want."

"[job interview] ""Name one of your strengths"" I didn't stab anyone today ""That's not-"" Yesterday wasn't so good tho"

"Q: What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick? A: ""Ve have vays of making you tock!"""

"What do you call a psychiatric patient who is afraid of doors? Unhinged"

"HARRY POTTER: Alohamora MORA: Aloha, Harry"

"Sometimes i flirt and i feel really akward. Idk if the people around me are gonna hate more for it. I have this rly weird feeling in my stomach and sometimes idk why. Oh wait not flirt. I ment fart"