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Joke of the Day

"Chernobyl Have you ever seen Ronald Reagan's response to the Chernobyl incident? He thought the Russians were just ""overreacting."""

"1 3 5 7 I can't even."

"There's a Bush and a Clinton running for president next year."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? Zero."

"Picking up a drug addict is easy... They go for any line."

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite coordination? Hand eyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee......"

"Just because we have the same last name doesn't mean we have to be Facebook friends, Dad."

"Clubbing I never have a good time going out to clubs. I can't seem to hit on any girls. All my friends pay to get in and hopefully leave with a one night stand. I pay to stand for one night."

"What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature? Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post /r/waterpuns)"

"The Bat-phone rings, it's... Commissioner Gordon. ""Batman, Jokers at it again. He's stolen all of tampons in Gotham. It's a bloody mess..."""