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Joke of the Day

"Alex: This term indicates a zero score in tennis. Contestant: What is love? *dance party erupts*"

"I used to watch lots of Bruce Willis movies, but now I don't. I guess old habits Die Hard. ^Someone ^please ^slap ^me. ^EDIT: ^Even ^better, ^this ^was ^a ^shower ^thought ^too..."

"I could have sworn I heard a chorus of a thousand tiny voices rising up from the shower drain to wish me a Happy Fathers Day."

"What do you call someone who sings about mints? A ""Minstrel""."

"what do you call a number of pie that was eaten illegally? Pie rate!"

"What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party? I hit that."

"A Rich man sent a medicine shipment to Somalia Once it reached the Airport inspection, Customs rejected it and sent it back; the instructions on the medicines said : after meal"

"Me: I'd like to report a disturbance. Police Dispatcher: Okay, where sir? Me: In the force, I can feel it."

"I like my steak just how i like ISIS... DEAD"

"I like my women like I like my skippin' rocks Skinny and easy to throw"