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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by installing the incorrect speaker parts in my car Oops, wrong sub!"
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"Who comes up with these names? A casino novice like me can get into real trouble at something called a craps table."
"One old song. A thousand old memories."
"You know you're old when you watch a horror movie where annoying, partying college kids get murdered and you identify with the killer."
"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They've been having turkey for years."
"A space heater... would have to be huge."
"Wait, is Obama our second black President or our first black President again?"
"jared from Subway What's jared's favorite sub? A junior with meatballs!"
"I was in an elevator with the Easter bunny yesterday It was a hare raising experience."
"A man walks into a bar in Westeros And the bartender says ""stop speaking in third person Jaqen for fuck's sake"""