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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by installing the incorrect speaker parts in my car Oops, wrong sub!"
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"What's worse than lobsters on your piano? Crabs on your organ"
"Where do dead people buy their cigarettes? At the coroner store."
"Why are clothes so expensive? I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked."
"I was going to make a joke... But I fainted"
"You're Immature My girlfriend said that I'm too immature I said if I'm immature than why have i got an arsfor She said wats an arsefor I said shitting and giggled for 20 mins"
"This is my stepladder... I never knew my real ladder."
"I've heard that 1 in 3 people have a pedophile as a neighbour. But that can't be right because my neighbours are sexy 5 and 7 year olds."
"I don't go to the mailbox because that's where the Responsibility Monster lives."
"What do you tell a women with a black eye? Nothing, you already told her once."