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Joke of the Day
"One old song. A thousand old memories."
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"A jumper cable walks into a bar The bartender says, ""Sure, you can stay, but don't start anything!"""
"What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? He cracked up."
"My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes. They did unspeakable things to her."
"I think I will start calling my wife ""My Customer"" since she is always right..."
"What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse."
"A priest walks up to a rabbi and says . . . ""Been in any good jokes lately?"""
"My daughter does this thing where she copies EVERYTHING the dog does; Bark, beg, fetch etc. It was adorable! Until the dog humped the couch"
"Wanna hear a pizza joke... never mind it's too cheesy"
"The NSA can see our emails but can they see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?"