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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They've been having turkey for years."

"How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy? Slap a nipple on it."

"These sex jokes are in really poor taste and they need to stop. I mean, cum on, guys."

"Did you guys know about the security guard who got fired from the Sperm Bank? He got caught drinking in the job."

"What's the definition of perfect pitch? Throwing a banjo into a dumpster and hitting an accordion with it."

"Why is time wary of mathematicians? They're always plotting against it."

"Three guys walk into a bar together... You would've thought at least one of them would have seen it!"

"How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb? One."

"Last night a burglar broke into my house but I quickly popped open a bag of potato chips & hid in all that free space."

"What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat? Wharf!"