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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They've been having turkey for years."

"It's only a matter of time before the casino realizes that baby I lost at the roulette table wasn't mine"

"If I close my eyes while my 3 year old pours her cereal I can hear the relaxing sound of thousands of Cheerios raining on the floor."

"NSFW Squirting ""Squirting isn't a real thing is it, it's just pee, right?"" Interviewer: ""I meant questions about the job""."

"Yo momma is like a brick! She's flat, heavy, and gets laid by Mexicans all day!"

"Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign? It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation."

"Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday 13th.The next day he won the lottery"

"Where do the Sith go shopping? The Darth Mall."

"Why are all of the accountants supporting Hillary Clinton? They want to save 20%."

"What did the chicken say before it crossed the road? I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!"