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Joke of the Day
"A space heater... would have to be huge."
Next Joke
"wife: Why is there a broom in the driveway? me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car"
"Want to hear a joke about my penis? Ahh forget it.. it it's too long. Woman replies: want to hear a joke about my vagina? Ahh never mind... you'll never get it."
"I won $3 million on lottery this weekend. I decided to donate a quarter of it to Charity Now I have $2,999,999.75"
"what do you call a deer without eyes? no eyedeer.."
"What's the difference between god and pilots? God doesn't think he's a pilot."
"Marriage brings two people together to solve issues they never had before"
"TIL: Colonel Sanders had a younger brother who was a plumber. Urinal Sanders"
"When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul."
"What are the four hardest years of a police officer's life? The first grade."