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Joke of the Day

"I was in an elevator with the Easter bunny yesterday It was a hare raising experience."

"What do valley girls drink? Soo-Duhh!"

"Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather rinse repeat!"

"Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed."

"What are peas attracted to? Chickpeas"

"How do you reunite the Beatles? With two bullets."

"Did you hear about the kid that became a paraplegic? He had to roll with it..."

"What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor."

"How do you start a racist joke? With a small million dollar loan from his father."

"My girlfriend thinks dressing up as a clown during sex would be weird ... I think it would be fucking ridiculous."