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Joke of the Day
"jared from Subway What's jared's favorite sub? A junior with meatballs!"
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"Calm down white moms on dish detergent commercials, no wife is EVER that excited about dishes. Ever."
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"In hell, you have to find the start to Scotch Tape over and over."
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"penis it's funny because I said penis"
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