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Joke of the Day

"Who's got two thumbs and might be doing this police lineup wrong?"

"What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal? Red, it gold."

"You know what they say about amnesia... No, really. Do you know?"

"Maybe, ""only if you're taking me to dinner"" wasn't the best response to, ""is this going down?"" to the guy on the elevator. Flirting is hard"

"What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate? A marsbar!"

"It's all fun and games until your iPhone is at 10% power."

"If you ever see a sloth moving a little faster than usual, it's because he's trying to get to a party before the hors d'oeuvres are gone."

"What is most popular hearthstone deck in Germany? Patron Warrior because Everyone Get in Here"

"Why did the hippie drown in the ocean? He was too far out."

"Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind."