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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hippie drown in the ocean? He was too far out."
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"Everybody thinks I am a psychopath... but I don't care what they think."
"Three Nuns at a Bus Stop Three little old nuns were at the bus stop in front of their church when a young man runs up and flashes them. The oldest one had a stroke. The other two couldn't reach."
"When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face? When her moustache is on fire!"
"A couple split up over Christmas cause the man wanted a Playstation... Instead he got an ex-box"
"Bond, Jamaal Bond A black James Bond? Wouldn't work, he'd be pulled over every 15 minutes for driving an Aston Martin."
"What is a drug? A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper."
"There was a pile up on the freeway.... reportedly due to a bunch of old underwear, scattered all over the road. No one is sure how they got there, but there were skidmarks everywhere"
"I like to use big words that I don't understand- they make me seem more photosynthesis."
"What do you call a spitting vampire? Spatula."