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Joke of the Day

"If you ever see a sloth moving a little faster than usual, it's because he's trying to get to a party before the hors d'oeuvres are gone."

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"People immediately behave better in traffic once they notice the Elf on the Shelf tied to my grille."
"Just seen an illegal Mexican boy get into a van with a pedophile. Talk about alien vs predator"
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Find the fresh prints"
"Someone should call 911... ...because YouTube is having one of its daily 500 seizures."
"How do pirates know they are pirates? They think therefore they arrr"
"Girls adore it when you guess their weight as they walk by."
"What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar."
"Black people are human beings."
"The local barber was arrested for selling drugs I think it's completely insane! I've been his customer for years and I had no clue he was a barber."