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Joke of the Day
"What is most popular hearthstone deck in Germany? Patron Warrior because Everyone Get in Here"
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"Peter Gabriel, after watching Miley Cyrus's ""Wrecking Ball"" video. ""Well, I certainly don't wanna be HER sledgehammer!"""
"When I was 6 my cousin stole my boomerang. The next day his parents died in a car crash. Andy, if you're reading this, I want my boomerang."
"Not to brag, but I can cure my wife's insomnia just by taking my clothes off."
"LIFE HACK: eat a cookie evry time u hav a good idea. this asociates idea w/ cookie. now evry time u eat a cookie u will think of a good idea"
"What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston? My car can hit 50."
"POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: is this the man who robbed u *holds up picture of himself* ME: yes POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: give me ur wallet ME: dang it"
"If Donald Trump became president... one could say he coined a term."
"What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin"
"Did you know you can see through Caitlyn Jenner? She is trans-parent."