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Joke of the Day
"It's all fun and games until your iPhone is at 10% power."
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"The guy two cubes down wears vests, curls his mustache, and never says a word. I always smile politely because maybe he'll spare my life."
"Read this in an email by the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) - science joke ""This newsletter is printed from 100% recycled electrons."""
"Who invented mince? A leper playing guitar."
"How much does a plumber make in an hour? It depends on how much crack he can produce."
"What are the coldest triangles? Ice-sosceles"
"Did you hear about the man who spent his whole life trying to perfect cloning technology? When it finally happened, he was beside himself."
"An atom walks to a bar He tells the bartender he lost an electron. The bartender says, ""Are you positive?"""
"Two men walk into a bar. You think one of them would have seen it..."
"Whoever said nothing good comes easy Never had a premature ejaculation."