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Joke of the Day

"So I ordered the 50 cent at the bar last night... The bartender gave me 9 shots and took all my money"

"Stand Up Comedy! (You add to other people's jokes in the comments) One guy comments about a joke below, and everybody else will add on to the joke or just relate to it in a comical way. Have fun !"

"What did the scientist say when he created something super BASIC? ExtraOrdinary"

"Me: Look, even if you could breathe underwater, no one wants to be Aquaman. 4yo: Who's Aquaman? Me: EXACTLY!"

"I used to date a periodicals librarian... ...but we broke up because she had too many issues."

"MUST HAVE BEFORE WATCHING THE CONJURING : - Bible - iBible iPhone app - Holy Water - Priest - Jesus - 5 Jesus necklaces - Holy Spirt"

"What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender? TRANSportation"

"Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara's Tops"

"Why are birthday's good for you? Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!"

"TIL that my chemistry professor is a zoophile I walked in on him while he was in his lab"